Tuesday, February 11, 2014

~~Everyone's Surprised about Tentacle Porn--Life Post~~

So, as you know, For Love of Minecraftia might one day include Tentacle Porn. Soooo, what? What IS tentacle porn?

Do I like tentacle porn?

Do I read tentacle porn?

Do I watch tentacle porn?

ANSWER ONE: Tentacle porn is Japanese in origin. Don't Google it.

ANSWER TWO: I don't really like tentacle porn. I've stumbled onto it randomly, because it's just something you stumble onto while in the middle of the internet. You know, it's a thing, so you find the thing randomly. I do not seek out tentacle porn. It just happens. I don't enjoy it, but I find the concept something vaguely interesting, so I don't turn it away.

ANSWER THREE: Meh, I sort of read tentacle porn. Because not all mangas come with TENTACLE PORN DISCLAIMERS, I have found ones accidentally. As I hate leaving mangas unfinished, I am then forced to read through the tentacle-y porn-y bits.

ANSWER FOUR: No. I have never watched tentacle porn.

Oh dear.

I have never used the words 'tentacle porn' so repeatedly in my entire life.

Please, help me.

Help me before the tentacle porn infection spreads.

I have discovered something....

Everyone is surprised by tentacle porn.

Most people would expect it from me, but who really expects it? If it happens, they aren't surprised, but they expect it. I can't figure out that sentence....

Anyways, I'm just thinking about how to approach the problem of tentacle porn. How shall I write it? Will I ever be able to live down the writing of it? Will it be something I make public (as in, will I mention it at school?)

I have a lot of questions I need to answer.

And all of them are about tentacle porn.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD....HELP ME.

I need to make my mind..better than this. I need to get sane.

However....

It is kinda fun to be me.

Even though...everyone's surprised about the tentacle porn, that doesn't mean I won't do it. Why not do it? It's a challenge.

You know what I'm wondering?

Just how many words total are on this blog of mine....

I wonder if there's a way to find out?

I'll do some googling. If you guys find anything, feel free to drop me a line.

With love,

Half-Mad Writer

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